10 short takes

Today marks four years since Michael Jackson died and every day his estate proves it’s incapable of coming even remotely close to matching his standard of quality. John Branca needs to be given the boot as executor. They should at least hire a competent social media manager. Maybe I’ll write more about this later.
Why are we still debating same-sex marriage? Keep your religious views out of people’s lives, and keep the government out of their bedrooms. And this is coming from someone who was brought up to think gay people are bad. Open your mind.
Just because the NSA surveillance program is unsurprising doesn’t mean people have to be complacent about it. How much freedom are we willing to give up to feel “secure?”
I love my job.
What an amateur, that schmuck representing George Zimmerman. Every good defense attorney knows you begin your opening statement with a series of rapid fire puns.
Kettle cooked chips need to stay the hell away from me. Unless they want to be eaten. Which doesn’t sound like a bad idea. Hey come back.
My summer kickball jersey name is amazing.
Climate change: Even if you don’t believe in it, what’s wrong with erring on the side of protecting our planet? The planet which, right now at least, is the only one we’ve got.
I’m honored Kanye and Kim decided to name their baby after my alma mater.
Why is everybody pregnant?

Evan Young